SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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ArseTwangReading ESP's post about facedoor reminded my of the days of kangol coats and the lethal twangy toggles that could be grabbed by twunts and fired back at you from full elasticated potentiomety!
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I had recently got my new bright orange and black kangol coat and was keen to wear the thing everywhere. They were the rage at school and i was chuffed my mam had got me one.
Young Monks headed into the kitchen after a days outings to peruse the contents of the fridge (as you do), when confusion reared its neon claws. He had just shut the door over and was heading off to the big white (hopefully) snack filled mecca where his hungry pilgramage would surely come to a choclatey end, when something tugged at his attire.
There was a quick spin as the coat tightened and mild horror barely had time to register at sight of the long black cord extending from his jacket to the door, as the door creaked past its latch (which was never a tight fit anyways) and rocketed a tiny piece of black platic death at our poor hero. No chance at all of avoiding it and fucking 'PING' it went, thankfully (cheers God) not finding private parts but instead just right of centre on the left thigh.
This in itself was excruciatingly painful, but the smashed pride at not only ruining my coat was compounded by my onviewing mam and brothers sidesplitting laughter.
twats......(but i woulda laughed too).
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:56, 4 replies)
LolKangol.
But seriously, that was very well told!
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thanksI had to rush the end cos 'work' reared its adamantium fangs
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:42, closed)
I used to have one of those.And got hit smack in the teeth with a flying toggle of Death.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:09,
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firedby a wanker?
you should key their honda accord, right now!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:40, closed)
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