seriously
the people on newsbeat were saying the water and food ran out after a few hours, and conditions were appalling. then after 12 hours they had formed warring tribes and were drawing on the walls with their own poo, while the children had left the elders to dig to safety when they merged forces with the mole people and were just about to launch a takeover assualt when the emergency personnel arrived*


*(may be slightly embellished)


The trains arent designed to act as rudimentary self sufficient survival bunkers, the same would happen if you got locked in WH Smiths for a day and a half. why am i the only one not surprised at all this?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:00, 1 reply)

doesn't WHSmith have drinks and crisps and stuff as well?
I can't remember the last time I went in one. WHSmith is a shop for idiots
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:02, closed)

I
got one of them lighty up tinsel trees for the kitchen table from there, so its not all bad?

yeah they've got pop and shit, but it'd run out if you had loads of knackers gobbling up all the grub in the 1st few hours. Point is they HAD supplies but it was never meant to last a nuclear holocaust (as these whingy fuckers would have you believe it was).
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:06, closed)

those cunts deserve it frankly
the worst part would be being stuck there with all the whinging tossers. I'd have murdered the lot of them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:07, closed)

B3ta cross channel summer jaunt of murder?
Count me in!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:12, closed)