SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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I remember a beautiful timebeating my older brother (by 6 years) at a game on the Amiga, as I tended to do. He hit me, and I hit him back, giving him an awesome dead arm*
this was the first time he ever went to my mum and said "Mum, Vipros hit me"
She laughed and said good.
*my brother is some kind of dead limb machine. Basically if you hit him anywhere in the arm or leg in any way, it will give him a dead arm/leg
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:26,
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I only ever managed to beat my bro up once....we were camping in the garden (as you do) and after a particulary severe evening of fraternal pseudo-bullying I decided a spot of revenge was in order. Basically my oh-so cunning plan consisted of waiting til he fell asleep, then sitting on him. As he was in a sleeping bag his arms were therefore pinned down, allowing me to slap him about as much as i pleased, chortling all the while.
Plan didn't extend extend as far as getting off though.
Still have the scars
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kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:06,
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