
There's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
Suggested by althechristmasgeordie
( , Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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I can't hide my wry smile knowing that one of my meat-head Man UTD supporting colleagues is smashing his fists against some inanimate object.
It's only a bloody game lad. Chin up.
( , Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:02, 5 replies)

I'm informed that one of the most annoying things in the world is when a non-footy head tries to comment on footy.
"It's not a matter of life and death, its more important than that" - except it's not, though, is it? If it is, clearly you've never had anyone close to you seriously ill, and are thus still very childish, you morons.
( , Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:06, closed)

kicking a bit of rubber around a field, whilst drunken troglodytes encourage their innate stupidity. as a pastime, i can live with it, but the fuss and celebrity it engenders are completely out of proportion.
i don't like football.
( , Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:13, closed)

The ability to hoik (sp?) a ball around a patch of grass with some degree of accuracy and power is not worthy of being paid £100,000 a week.
( , Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:40, closed)
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