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There's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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Me old Driving Instructor (pearoast, seems to suit this topic fine)
While I was having a driving lesson in Swansea one particular afternoon we drove past some disabled kid with some giant headphones on. I knew of this kid as he was originally in my college and regularly abused anyone who even looked at him, let alone said something to him. He was a classic "Eyes-too-close" variety person and had the chromosones to match.

Vince, me instructor, spots this poor bastard and starts off on one.
"Hey Jeccy, look at that bright cunt by there."
"You can't say that," says I, "that's Duncan."
"How the hell do you know him then Jeccy?" asks Vince.
"He was in college with me."
Quick as a flash, "What the fuck was he doing in college with you, A Level fucking Paper Tearing?"

I almost crashed the car.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:54, 8 replies)
*chortles*

(a5972s, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:58, closed)
One shouldn't chuckle
but one can't help oneself
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:24, closed)
I don't understand the schadenfreude connection
Please advise.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:50, closed)
Me driving instructor was laughing at the misfortune of Duncan
as in him being disabled.

*cue rants from lurkers saying that disabilities should not be viewed as misfortunes etc etc can't be fucked to reply anymore than this lol*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:54, closed)
Lurkers?
I thought they were called 'scopers' these days?

I just can't keep up with the terminology...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:15, closed)
sorry, I meant to type "Ghurkers"
Stupid Joanna Lumney posse.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:22, closed)
disabled?
how/why did he abuse everyone in sight?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:20, closed)
physically in the sense that he was built like a tank and mentally
very very slow and very very angry. His favourite phrase was literally screamed at you - "FUCK OFF!!!!"

Poor bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:36, closed)

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