This morning the car park at my office is even more like an ice rink than ever
I got from the road to the office using cross-country skiing style techniques, which worked nicely.

Chap in a Jag was less lucky however. I was stood in our office kitchen looking out, having seen a couple of cars sliding around failing to get into one bit of the car park. Guy in the Jag approaches, and drives on. He got further than everyone else, but as soon as the words "he's doing alright" had escaped my mouth his forward movement ceased and he seemed to suddenly spring sideways and slide at quite a pace into the rear of a parked car.

I could't help but laugh, especially when he opened his door, got out and fell on his arse.

I still feel a bit cunty for it, but at least it's given me an entry to the QOTW.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:11, 15 replies)

*confused face*
But I thought you said the other day that you only posted on QOTW when you had an interesting story...?

WHAT WENT WRONG HERE THEN?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:01, closed)

shut it you old bastard
or you'll feel the back of my hand
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:02, closed)

hopefully the whole of B3ta will descend on here
and bully you mercilessly about your post.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:07, closed)

hopefully
lord knows I deserve it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:08, closed)

I'd fucking "deserve" you

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:12, closed)

you don't deserve me at all

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:14, closed)

You, sir, are a cunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:15, closed)

ELABORATE
You have the right idea, but we need MOAR DETAIL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:22, closed)

And a discussion of the merits of David Bowie's post Ziggy period

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:24, closed)

*crosses fingers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:25, closed)

I'd 'shove an icicle up your arse'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:21, closed)

nasty

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:33, closed)

Titter ye not

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:35, closed)

Was the other car a Honda Accord?
Because then it would have been funny.


Ooo! I love bullying online.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:28, closed)

I can feel the pain yet love,
every time I hear drums..
(Sir Clitherington Smythe offers him yourself., Sat 26 Dec 2009, 11:48, closed)