School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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I dont have one overriding memory of school assembliesjust disconnected happenings from 14 or so years of education. Getting slapped on the hands in infant school for fidgeting during the lords prayer, trying to hold in farts that were blatantly going to be audible if you were sitting cross legged on the junior school hall floor. being pulled back in at lunch because we didnt show enough fucking enthusiasm with the fucking hymns in secondary school.
And purposely stacking the seats too high after assembly so fifteen mins or so later, the whole of the old school block reverberated to the sound of plastic seating falling on wood flooring.
never understood the point of hymns at assmebly. give me joy in my heart keep me grinning? do fuck off.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:35, 3 replies)
Fascinating insight, there.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:54,
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thanks.i come here for the validation and witty critique.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:50, closed)
Yup.The insight is that shared by 99% of people from the state system. And I like it.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:30,
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