School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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"... and because we take this very seriously, Callum is going to stand up and explain to everybody why what he did was wrong. Callum."*humble shuffling to front*
"So ... why did you throw Justin's satchel onto the motorway?"
"BECAUSE HE'S A CUNT!"
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:31,
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Look - we're all really pleased to see you telling a proper story,but next time maybe you could make it either:
1 true
or
2 funny
it's totally up to you. We're not your mum.
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4Q just lurking, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:33,
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You are your sig and I claim my 5 bucks.(
Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:49,
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You've seen through my petty charade and exposed me for the simpleton I am.Gaz me all your bank details and I'll cough up.
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4Q just lurking, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:53,
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When I was in schoolthere was no humiliation equal to somebody trying to pick a fight with a tough guy and then being turned down because they were too much of a scrunt to be worth pulverizing.
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