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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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"... and because we take this very seriously, Callum is going to stand up and explain to everybody why what he did was wrong. Callum."
*humble shuffling to front*
"So ... why did you throw Justin's satchel onto the motorway?"
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:31, 4 replies)
Look - we're all really pleased to see you telling a proper story,
but next time maybe you could make it either:
1 true
2 funny
it's totally up to you. We're not your mum.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:33, closed)
You are your sig and I claim my 5 bucks.

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:49, closed)
You've seen through my petty charade and exposed me for the simpleton I am.
Gaz me all your bank details and I'll cough up.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:53, closed)
When I was in school
there was no humiliation equal to somebody trying to pick a fight with a tough guy and then being turned down because they were too much of a scrunt to be worth pulverizing.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:26, closed)

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