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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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I went to the same school as Ian Hislop.
He is remembered as the boy who rigged up the speaker system in chapel to play 'God Save The Queen' during the two minutes silence on rememberance day.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:22, 6 replies)
Not as 'the boy who went on to be a well known television personality and editor of Private Eye?'
That'a bit odd, are sure about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:32, closed)
Well obviously....
After he left.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:11, closed)
Yeah yeah changing your story now eh - I call bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:55, closed)
I went to the same school as Mackenzie Crook,
and one of the Blue Peter presenters. One of my contemporaries claimed to be Marti Pellow's cousin, which is too shit to have been made up.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:39, closed)
i don't get it.
was this somehow subversive?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:24, closed)
Whos version?
With Hislop nothing would surprise me
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:41, closed)

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