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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

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(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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dear old madman and headmaster mr sutton.
he once called an assembly on the first of april to announce that the school's above-ground swimming pool would be utilised from that afternoon.

the pool was still iced over.

mr sutton explained that he would be wearing a wetsuit, but us pupils would be expected to break the ice and have a jolly good swim.

he only relented when the entire reception class and a couple of fifth-formers were audibly sobbing.

still, he died of liver failure so who's laughing now?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:33, 3 replies)
He sounds like a nonce.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:47, closed)
he was. but that's another story.
never send your kids to private school.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:24, closed)
Private or Public?
Hmm, well?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:07, closed)

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