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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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I once passed out during an extremely long assembly, but managed somehow to do it fairly inconspicuously
Was taken out by one of the teachers and left in the care of the school nurse. Mid twenties, really very, very attractive. Rumour was that a couple of the PE teachers used to take turns, but still. I digress... you were required to have your own small hymn book/psalms thing at my school and I managed to lose it somehow but failed to notice.

Cue the nurse sticking her head around the door of my biology class later that day with my hymn book and the immortal line "Ah, TMB. You left this in my bed this morning"

I tell you, that sort of kudos can get you through a couple of years of school, no worries.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:22, 3 replies)
this has the ring
of someone who went to a boarding school
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:53, closed)
The ring of someone who went to boarding school is usually like a clown's pocket.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:41, closed)
Yes and no
Well, there was some boarding there, but I didn't board. It was a grammar school. Yes, I am that old.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:36, closed)

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