I once passed out during an extremely long assembly, but managed somehow to do it fairly inconspicuously
Was taken out by one of the teachers and left in the care of the school nurse. Mid twenties, really very, very attractive. Rumour was that a couple of the PE teachers used to take turns, but still. I digress... you were required to have your own small hymn book/psalms thing at my school and I managed to lose it somehow but failed to notice.

Cue the nurse sticking her head around the door of my biology class later that day with my hymn book and the immortal line "Ah, TMB. You left this in my bed this morning"

I tell you, that sort of kudos can get you through a couple of years of school, no worries.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:22, 3 replies)

this has the ring
of someone who went to a boarding school
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:53, closed)

Nonsense!
The ring of someone who went to boarding school is usually like a clown's pocket.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:41, closed)

Yes and no
Well, there was some boarding there, but I didn't board. It was a grammar school. Yes, I am that old.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:36, closed)