School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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so you've always been a slag?(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:26,
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That doesn't need to be a question.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:29,
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i know and i hadn't even got to part 4where 17 year old swipe juggles her tits like a pair of netballs for 20 mins on stage
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:47,
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Netballs?I imagined them to be more like a meatball in a condom.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:17,
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let's put aside* the fact that you've imagined them at alland go for two old and slightly soggy tennis balls in the bottom of a pair of 70 denier tights
* BY WHICH I MEAN HIGHLIGHT
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:10,
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