School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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Relatively EvilWhen my younger sister was in primary school the local vicar took an assembly where he had a large cardboard box on stage. He told the kids that inside the box was "The Most Evil Creature in the WORLD" and they had to guess what it was.
It was my sister.
I think she was supposed to represent "Human Beings" but I doubt it was a coincidence that she was from an atheist family who never went to his church.
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:33,
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The vicar was a nonce.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:12,
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Ah, the classic B3ta "nonce - response" how refreshing.
I've been told since that he's gay, so I doubt he'd have been interested in her.
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:42,
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Did shego on to a career of infamy?
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Sadly no.Although I guess that depends if you class Amateur Dramatics as such.
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:43,
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