School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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I've seen things you wouldn't believePiss pouring over parquet flooring. A deputy head's breakdown. A shit left inside a baby grand piano. All these moment are lost in time like little gobs in the communal urinal.
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The shit intrigues me.Whereabouts in the mechanism was it deposited?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 19:44,
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In the hammer shank & flange area.(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:21, closed)
Attacking nippersoff the shoulder near the bike shed?
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Playtime to die(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 22:58, closed)
Arf!(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:35, closed)
haha(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:06, closed)
Have a biscuit(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:52, closed)
You lied,I do believe it after all.
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Or: I've seen things you people would believe.Newspapers on fire at the side of the road. Streetlamps glimmer in the dark when its getting late. All these things deserve to get lost like tears in rain. Time to lie.
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Early deliveryDM?
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well spottedthe quote did indeed appear in an early part of an episode of danger mouse
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He's amazing, he's fantasticwhere ever there are replicants he'll be there.
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