You need to work on your reading comprehension too.
In particular, the difference between singular and plural nouns.

HTH xxx
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 16:28, 1 reply)

Ah, the old 'you're getting angry at the internet' gambit. That's so lol.

EDIT: Two ninja edits later, and your post is still a case study in witless, droning tedium. Well done you.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 16:32, closed)

lol
keep your delusions to yourself, lad
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 16:36, closed)

Some effort you've been to there, greyboy - must have given your copy of Usbourne's "My First Thesaurus" a right hammering. You even typed it all up in b3ta before copy/pasting it into Tuxpaint, or whatever crap you use. Were you up all night?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:18, closed)

must... have... the last... word...
you're a comedy goldmine, lad - don't ever change
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 23:33, closed)

Originality is a completely alien concept to you, isn't it? You've already tried the 'having the last word by suggesting that the other person is desperate to have the last word' gambit, and you seem to mention "comedy gold" every third post or so. Not that you're remotely capable of assessing such a thing - 'Knock Knock' jokes and Patrick Kielty are both "comedy gold" when compared to you.

Good job demonstrating that you've not been furiously editing your posts in a flailing attempt to retrospectively crowbar in some rudimentary form of wit. The effort is, perhaps, a little undermined by the fact that both of the 'edit' links in your picture are purple.

tl;dr, being as you seem to have difficulties processing more than a handful of words in a row: you're a bit dull and repetitive.

How are your peas?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 9:15, closed)