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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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Barry Kent sang rude words in assembly so I reported him.
Nigel grassed me up though. Just my luck!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:26, 10 replies)
I get this.

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:00, closed)
How's Pandora?

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:08, closed)
I think I might be an intellectual.
I saw Malcom Muggeridge on the television last night, and I understood nearly all the words he used.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:19, closed)
You are Jake Westmorland AICMFP!

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:04, closed)
I nearly cried when Boxer got taken away.
I'm never eating pork again.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:06, closed)
I have seldom read a book where I have disliked the main character quite as much

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:10, closed)
Have you tried the Koran?

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:50, closed)

I have seldom read a book where I have disliked the main character quite as much

Fixed that for you.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 22:14, closed)

I have seldom read a book Fixucked that for you.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 0:20, closed)
I don't believe I've had the pleasure
*Thrusts hips in an optimistic manner"
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 1:22, closed)

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