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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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All right. I'm gay. I'm a homo. I like guys.

I still do it with chicks every chance I get ...

and I'm totally good at it ...

but I hate it, and I'm gay.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 1:39, 8 replies)
And your point
is?....
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 2:30, closed)
why do you fuck chicks if you hate doing it?
seems a bit masochistic
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 2:38, closed)
So...
He's got more than 1 peccadillo?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 4:43, closed)
I've got a mate who keeps exotic animals
but she's not gay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:43, closed)
Just hold me, you silly beautiful fool

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 4:02, closed)
I hate it when you drink in the morning mummy :(

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 4:14, closed)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:24, closed)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:51, closed)

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