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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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Your mother spent a small fortune
sending you to a school for young toffs, hoping some sort of class would rub off on you.
I hope you have apologized for wasting her money.
(, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:23, 2 replies)
Fucken' oath!
EDIT: It should be said in all seriousness tho that if I ever thought that I had turned out like most of the spoilt, entitled and generally fucked up bunch that were my classmates I would've deleted my account and killed myself many, many years ago.
(, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:31, closed)
I'm glad that you're able to rationalize it

(, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 1:50, closed)
You should really change your spellcheck from en_US
to en_AU or at least en_GB so that we can understand you.
(, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 2:18, closed)
Somehow I doubt that would help in your case.
Try phonetics. Sound out the words. ra she an Al eyes
(, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 3:31, closed)
Rashy Anal Eyes?
Probably shouldn't rub them before you've washed your hands then...
(, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 5:51, closed)

The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever.
(, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 8:31, closed)
I'm Australian.
We have the Brain Drain. Luckily I stayed behind to balance the books.
(, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 9:03, closed)

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