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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

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(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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During the quiet prayer bit in one of our primary school assemblies, there was a sudden crash from the back of the hall.
Turned out one of the girls was having a seizure, thrashing around and knocking chairs over. A teacher quietly went over but everyone else was told to shut up, face forward and carry on as if nothing was happening.

Years later she went to my high school and did the same thing again in one of our GCSE exams, the fucking selfish bitch. It really ruined my concentration.
(, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:06, 1 reply)
Did she have
a snooker table?
(, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:47, closed)

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