School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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The local donkey sanctuary down the way recently lost one of their livestock due to them getting the equine equivalent of a Deep Vein Thrombosis.Needless to say, Gladys who runs the donkey sanctuary was devastated and blaming herself but the vet was able to reassure her saying that apparently 'Don't worry it's cool, ass emboli's are a big killer'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 19:55,
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I've been racking my brains for a pun all week.Well done that man!!
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Frankly, I'm disgusted at the appalling grammar and syntax I've had to employ to make the fucker work.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 20:13,
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Doesn't matterIt worked!
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chinaman's was better.And a bit more succinct.
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Totally going to the pub now.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 20:36,
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That's a nice apostrophe you've got there.Be a shame if something happened to it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 9:35,
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