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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

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CHCB
We wouldn't love you any other way.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:38, 1 reply)
I don't know
I think I'd love her lots of ways given how flexible she is.
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you'll have to prise it
from my cold, dead hands.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:41, closed)
But if you're only recently dead
You'll still be warm and flexible. All I need is some lube.
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if I'm dead
you needn't bother with the lube.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:57, closed)
Good point
If you're dead, I'll bring a drill as well.
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