and for no reason i can think of...
i always got a raging hard on during German lessons - and we had teacher who had styled herself on the SS therefore when giving an answer we had to stand up and shout it aloud.

every single time i stood up i had to do that half crouching cock hiding stand most teenage boys have to adopt at some time or another
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:56, 4 replies)

I always found the best way to combat this was via decent jeans and tight boxer shorts.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:59, closed)

jeans?
did you go to school in 90210 or hollyoaks?

we had to wear polyester nightmares - thin enough to be cold in winter black and plastic enough to make you sweat like a war criminal in the hague
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:04, closed)

you are Max Moseley?
 
( bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:27, closed)

ahh the old half bent squat
In our music class we were forced to sit in a semi (no pun intended) circle and stand, one by one, to play the descant recorder.

The only time the teacher would show more interest in the boys come to think of it...
(TheColonel, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:06, closed)