An Oldie
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I went to a balloon school with a balloon boy. Yup, a boy made out of balloons and a right little bastard he was.

Anyway. One day he woke up in a bastard of a mood and went berserk with a pin. First he found his mother and stuck her...

"Hssssssssssssss" and she collapsed to the floor.

Then he went for his farther and, again, he wielded his deadly pin.

"Hsssssssssssss" went his dad as he collapsed to the floor.

Little balloon boy laughed and went running off to balloon school with his deadly pin. He reached the school building and stabbed gleefully.


"Hssssssssssssss" went the school and collapsed in a big heap.

Then balloon boy suddenly realised what he'd done and couldn't live with himself. So he took his trusty pin and stuck it into himself.

"Goodbye cruel world" he thought as the air hissed out of him and everything went black.

But our story doesn't end there. The paramedics got to him in time and rushed him off to hospital. There they repaired his wounds and slowly pumped him back up. As he regained conciousness he saw his headmaster looking sorrowfully at him.

"Ah balloon boy" he said shaking his head.

"You've let your mother down. You've let your father down. You've let the school down. - But most of all, you've let yourself down."

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:09, 4 replies)

That
is brilliant.
*click*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:10, closed)

I should have seen that coming!
But I didn't!
*click*
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:28, closed)

That joke
is as old as you are Legless!!

But have a click anyway as it still makes me giggle.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:51, closed)

Timeless!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:57, closed)