Google Images and Safesearch
Well it was me and my mate Dave again, unfortunately this time it was in IT. We didnt do work, we mucked around on the internet mainly playing the daft green helicopter game if I remember rightly. Anyway we were both at that age of wanking but being extremely immature, its only now even as engaged that I know we always remain that way. so what do we do LOOK FOR PORN. It restricted every porn website you can think of, all restricted. but one day i was fumbling around google images and found the safesearch feature, i duly changed to do not filter anything, and i typed in SEX and would you believe, sex before my eyes. I inform Dave then we set about the task of making a porn collage in word. I did about three, anyway its all fine for months. Then Dave left for pastures new. Again I was fine for a month or two until one day my teacher wanted to see what work I had done, Bugger all was the answer. I had two documents on my file. DOC 1 n some shit about IT. Doc 1 was the pornart collage. so let me describe the room long rectangular with all computers round the perimeter Im at the back, trust me. anyway my teachers marches up to see what I'done and her immortal words whilst i was trying to escape the room was 'What's this Doc 1' closely followed by the bellowing gasp of shock and every pupil flipping there head around at seeing my teacher in front of my computer starin at about a 100 different lesbins on Word then all eyes fixed on me.

I laugh now but fuck me was that painful, I wanted the world to swallow me up but don't despair for there was no punishment as I blamed it all on Dave.
(imnotnormalami, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:08, 5 replies)

*sigh*
Welcome to QOTW.

If you know how to use Word, why not type your entries into it and use the wonderful spelling- and grammar-checking tools? Your posts will benefit highly.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 5:06, closed)

If not
try Openoffice- it's free and also has a spellchecker.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:38, closed)

also
use the html tags in FAQ, make things bold/italics/whatever instead of caps - then it looks like you're SHOUTING!!!
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:49, closed)

Fair enough
cheers for the heads up
(imnotnormalami, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:27, closed)

Heh
I was just being a bitch. I'd apologise, but I'm right :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:40, closed)