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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Poor old Hoppy
We had this poor cunt Hoppy Holmes as a french teacher. He had a really gammy leg and walked with a very pronounced limp.On his Birthday me and my mate Dave gave him a box of the lollies that he constantly munched on - covered in vaginas that we'd dutifully cut out from Dave's stash of old stick books.

Hoppy's french class had been put into a prefabricated room while they were building. We pulled the steps about 2ft from the building. We knocked and ran into some bushes. Poor cunt. Hop, drag, hop, and he fell about 3ft down the hole, and nearly fucked his other leg.

heh - how's them pommes Hoppy?
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 7:47, 3 replies)
You deliberatly hurt and potentially put in a wheelchair an already disabled man?

Wow. Go you. We are not worthy.


Just before everyone else gets in
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 8:54, closed)
to be fair, he was a teacher, and therefore asking for it
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:02, closed)
there is a cunt
in this story.

But his name isn't Hoppy Holmes
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:45, closed)

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