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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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a northerner's tale??
I am not sure whether this tale is universal or just confined to the North UK.

The best fighter (ie knuckle dragging, bottom stream trog) in school was referred to as the "cock" of the school. Lesser fighters were ranked accordingly, thus one had the second cock, third cock etc.

Its not a term I have heard in recent years (I am not allowed to hang around playgrounds since the prohibition order) but I wonder what the new hip phrase is to describe "the cock of the school."

I am so old I still think "hip" is trendy
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 8:26, 7 replies)
Went to Uni
with a lad from Blackpool who announced one day his little brother was: "the cock of his school."

"I beg your pardon?" I said.

"He's the cock..."

Thanks for clearing that up for me. For the last twelve or so years I had an uncomfortable feeling my mate was shafting his little brother.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:15, closed)
Hope the clarifiaction was helpful, although I should point out that the best fighter at the school often had repressed homo-erotic tendancies and would often rape their family members.

especially in Blackpool!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:23, closed)
My mate
always had a bit of a funny walk, now I think about it.

I'm gonna ring him and ask if he ever sampled his brother's cock.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:25, closed)
It's still in vogue in the Midlands
I heard someone being desscribed as the cock of the estate about a year ago
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:30, closed)
People are always calling me a cock
But I don't think they mean it in a good way...
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:32, closed)
kids round my way
are also described as "the cock of..."

but not as in the alpha-male.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:46, closed)
We always used this phrase at school.
This was in the late 70's and early 80's. We didn't have 2nd cock and 3rd cock. That sounds a bit strange.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:53, closed)

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