Am i?
In year 7, our form tutor allowed us to say anything we wanted in reply to our name, which was definitely asking for trouble. Most people were surprisingly well behaved however, mostly answering with "here" or "yep".

Until one day, when the rule was removed forever because of one person... lets call him X. On hearing his name, he replied with "Am i a dildo, or am I a dildo. I'm a dildo!"

There was a stunned silence. The female teacher was the first to break it.

"X, do you actually know what a dildo is?"

"Ummm...no."

She made him stay behind and copy the definition out of a dictionary 50 times. I still have no idea why anyone would ever say it.
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:17, 2 replies)

What is Year 7 in old money?
I don't know whether this is funny yet.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:35, closed)

is it the
first year?
( nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 21:16, closed)