School wasn’t up to much to be fair, although I was quite popular…

But once, I skived the day off, and razzed round the town with my girlfriend and my mate in my mate’s dad’s car.

Hilarity ensued.

Anyhoo…eventually I grew up and ended up marrying a woman with a horse face.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:30, 12 replies)

haha.
I thought you were referring to Prince CHarles for a sec there...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:31, closed)

Hilarity ensued?
This isnt fark.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:41, closed)

wtf
was she doing with a horse face? Has she returned it to it's owner yet?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:42, closed)

still.
You got to command the first coloured troops to fight in the Civil War.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:59, closed)

hmm...

And I became the scientist that beat Godzilla...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:00, closed)

But then again...
You're a shit accountant
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:03, closed)

and
your Uncle killed your Dad by throwing him into a herd of stampeding wildebeast
(slotbadger, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:30, closed)

The bit where your sister beat the shit
out of the head was good.

I liked that bit.

And your girlfriend was incredibly hot...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:03, closed)

I would've shagged my sister...

Oh hang on, that doesn't sound right...

am I still in character?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:06, closed)

Well...
I would've shagged the headmaster...

something about an older man with a tash...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:09, closed)

Ooh, what about his tippex-sniffing assistant..?

She looked pure filth
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:16, closed)

I told Ms Hanky
I had a thing about 80's clothes.

A sexy thing. You know, the ra ra skirts and off the shoulder shit...

She ended up trying to seduce me wearing an old grey cardigan, twenty pairs of manky old tights, and one of those furry beret hats the old ladies wear on the bus.

I think she may have misunderstood what I meant by 80's clothes...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:22, closed)