Thanks to sites like this one,
I never cease to be amazed at the number of children who can reach school age without learning to use a toilet.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:47, 2 replies)

A friend is a primary school teacher and what she tells me of open days would have your flabber ghasted. Apparently the mums try to out special their offspring in a weird munchausen by proxy syndrome kind of way. This years was topped after the usual "my johnny will only take his medicine from me so I'll need to come in three times a day..." and the "Cynthia can't be around cats or she wets herself..." with the mother of a 4 year old proudly trumping all the other mums by stating she will need to come in at break times and dinner as she was still breast feeding her child.

O_o
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:22, closed)

Ick.
At my primary school, there were spare pants kept in the cupboard, seemingly for the benefit of one child, who would soil himself on a near daily basis.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:41, closed)

I could use the toilet perfectly well before starting school (still can if you're interested), I just happened to fall off it on this occasion.......
(KETCHUP, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:20, closed)

Pretty sure they screw the lock on the door
And then hit them with a hammer til they're broken anyway.
(Spackles Made sexual advances in your general direction on, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 6:12, closed)