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(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:55)
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French Lessons
We used to have young female French trainee teacher types come over to help teach us glandular sixteen year olds O level French as part of their course. It was nice, they were generally pretty and friendly, not much older than us, and had their own little flat in the bowels of the school.

I'd hate to generalise about lonely young girls, far from home in a foreign land, but in the class of '86, Mademoiselle Nicole taught more than a few of the boys far more than how to read and write like the French.

One of the benefits of a private education perhaps.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:07, 7 replies)
Ah, yes.
The randy French assistant. I'm surprised it took so long for this one to be wheeled out.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:16, closed)
I've seen the other side
One of my friends was off in Freiburg being an English assistant. One cheeky bastard wr… hang on.

I'll do this as an answer.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:07, closed)

'tis true I swear it. Back of her Renault 5 after sitting through A Chorus Line at Camberley cinema. Her reaction to my efforts? 'Weeell, you deeeed it.' said in a fairly unimpressed tone.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:26, closed)
I'm Jealous
Went to a crappy comp and the chance would have been a fine thing but 'thats life'
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:33, closed)
My French teacher
looked like a fatter stumpier Angelica Houston, and not in any good way whatsoever
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:34, closed)
Do the French do reading and writing differently to us, then?

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:31, closed)
They use
French letters.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:32, closed)

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