I had one of those friends who was a bad influence. That's my story, anyway.
When I was at Uni, I crept out one fine night at 2 AM, broke into the chapel, and scaled the pipe organ in the pitch black with my mate Dave. He wrote "Always look on the bright side of life" on one of the lower notes. I took the high E flat as a souvenir. I still have it. It's solid lead. I've often contemplated licking it just to see if it gives me lead poisoning, but good sense usually prevails. Nobody plays that pipe organ anyway.

Another memorable night Dave and I jimmied the lock to one of the physics labs and took a hovercraft for a joyride down the halls of the science building.

And yet another time we went on a midnight excursion to a nearby soybean farm and had an enormous soybean fight. Then we sneaked past the farmhouse and visited the pigs he kept out back. We were probably lucky he didn't chase us off his land with a shotgun. Later I was very sick. Turns out he had just put pesticide on his field, and we had probably ingested a worryingly large amount of it. Probably serves me right. Good times, good times.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Sat 10 Sep 2011, 3:37, 2 replies)

A soybean fight?

(Smysha Tra la la!, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:09, closed)

Yeah
That's far more unlikely than the hovercraft ride.
( MatJ LOOK, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:11, closed)