Pity it coagulates in warm water
In the 6th Form we didn't have to go to games, and if we did, we could do what we liked. Including using the school swimming pool. They used to give us the keys and let us use it unsupervised (oh, happy days before Elfin Safety). On one occasion there was only me and my girlfriend so we started off skinny dipping, then had sex in the shallow end.
(Zumbruk, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 18:30, 11 replies)

Real men do it in the deep end.
Real men don't boast about it on the internet (unless they don't mind being branded a liar/virgin!).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 19:41, closed)

you lying virgin.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:20, closed)

I too have had full sexual intercourse

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:42, closed)

*slow claps*

(McChinaman banned, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 7:49, closed)

So you had pretend internet sex in water that all your mates had likely pissed in.
Great stuff.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:46, closed)

That was a silly thing to do...
All water contains bacteria. Now imagine that bacteria being pushed into a nice, warm environment where it can multiply quite happily without problem. Now imagine that up your jap's eye. You got off lucky mate.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:51, closed)

Did your girlfriend get a puncture?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:29, closed)

It would be easier to believe
If you told us that you had sex with your imaginary girlfriend.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:32, closed)

"then had sex in the shallow end"

Sounds like a euphamism for bum love.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:26, closed)

I'm calling this one out as Badger Baiting and as such, I'm out.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:47, closed)

. the closet.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:11, closed)