School ProjectsMostlySunny wibbles, "When I was 11 I got an A for my study of shark nets - mostly because I handed it in cut out in the shape of a shark."
Do people do projects that don't involve google-cut-paste any more? What fine tat have you glued together for teacher?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:36)
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mary,mary was my history teacher back when i was in school, her name was
really karen but we all called her mary because she responded to it.
mary was quite a dizzy teacher she didnt seem to know what day it was and constantly gave us the same project over and over. as you can imagine we took full advantage of the fact she really didn't know where she was or what she was doing (we'd often wonder how she managed to dress herself in the morning never mind actually become a teacher)
this project was always about richard the third and none of us ever actually did this project. whenever mary asked for it she was met with the reply "but miss we've already handed it in" then she'd sit there for a minute before going "oh yeah i remember now" then we'd watch a video
this worked because the poor woman believed that we'd never lie to a teacher.
of course the day came were she realised we hadnt done a project all year (we think someone had words with her) she then decided she was going to have a good talking to us and she wouldn't forget to ask us for our projects because she was writing it down in an empty notebook that she would now use to remind herself of things.
as you can imagine, this wasnt good news for us. the book was promptly stolen and thrown off the 55 bus on the way home.
mary of course had forgotten that this book existed and we never did actually do that project.
last i heard mary left that school after being locked in the stock cupboard for an hour by her year 7 history class.
poor mary.
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(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:26, 2 replies)
Were your capital letters locked in a cupboard too?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:24, closed)
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