We went for a trip to the Moors in Yorkshire
and had the pleasure of stopping off in a town on the way back. My friends and I (aged 14) decided to (sigh) impress the girls and demonstrate how (sigh) cool we were by going to The Pub (fanfare).

After being turfed out of the first few pubs we tried we eventually got served in a real dive, and two pints later were roaring drunk.

With this newfound crazyness we thought we should show off our manly prowess by doing really stupid things. Like buy a lot of water bombs and chase each other round town lobbing them at one another.

This came abruptly to an end when our teacher rounded the corner to receive a DP special, right on the chest. As the damage was now done, another couple of balloons were hurled at him, and we ran, wobbling, around the corner.

Sadly for us drunken schoolboys were not too common in the town centre and we were rapidly apprehended and in due course banned from school trips, sentenced to several nights detention, threatened with suspension, and had letters home.

Plus on the bus home our first hangovers kicked in.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:30, Reply)