School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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A seagull......shat copiously in the fur-trimmed hood of my snorkel jacket. I had already formed the opinion that Robin Hood's Bay was a) uninteresting and b) too bastard steep for its own good, but - at age 11 - being stuka'd by a malicious cunt of a shitehawk left me with a phobia of the place I have never since conquered.
The 'sympathy' of my peers didn't help either (except Jonathan Drake - he got a faceful of the splashback...).
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:45, Reply)
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