School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Sewage WorksSomeone had the bright idea that it would be a good idea to take a class of 9 year olds to a sewage works.
Half way round we were shown a "sludge tank" full of "cleaned" shit. So clean, in fact, that the bloke showing us around picked some up in his hand. As soon as his back was turned, pockets were filled...cue one hour later the biggest shite-fight you've ever seen on the bus back to school. Don't think they went back the next year...Also went to Edinburgh Zoo, where Esther Ranzen was filming for That's Life...what a fucking bitch she was.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:57, Reply)
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