School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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BlindWe had a history teacher at my progressive sixth form college who rode to school on a tandem bicycle with his flatmate who was also a teacher. Anyway, although he taught history he came along on a geography field trip to Dorset for the fun of it. There was a girl on the trip who had enormous knockers and the history teacher went to her room before supper (can't remember why - but do know it was innocent). He knocked and she asked who it was, she was getting changed but let him in because he is blind. He stayed a few minutes and then joined the rest of us downstairs in the bar. When she joined us everyone cheered. She asked why and was told that he had seen her with nothing on. She said "But you are blind!" his retort? "Not THAT blind!"
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