Mine were always quite dull....
But when my sisters went to school on the other hand...

One of the teachers, reddy pink of skin, pigtailed of hair, and somewhat plump went by the nickname of Miss Piggy for obvious reasons. Miss Piggy was something of an amateur dramatist (despite being a Science Teacher) and on one school trip apparently took a particular fancy to the coach driver, though fuck knows how if he was anyhting like the coach drivers I've encountered.

After flirting outrageously for most of the journey, she sees her moment to really impress... A fellow teacher spills his drink. "I'll get it!" she shouts, whipping off her skirt so the coach driver can get a full view (and the rest of the class) to use it as a makeshift mop. Of course, she hadn't reckoned on spending the rest of the journey either in a damp skirt or her knickers, and certainly hadn't thought about what this would look like when faced wtih the parents of the kids...

Amazingly she kept her job and 15 years later was my Science teacher in school... As soon as she found out who my sisters were I started to do pretty well in Science...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 16:42, Reply)