School Trips
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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vomiting, isnt it always
on an alevel biology field trip we all got a littel tipsy on the last night, as did the teachers, one of them came into the girls dorms to look for one of the boys who was missing after *lights out* as we were all playing cards, we hid him under the bed but he kept passing cards up from under the bed while the teacher was in the room, on account of having consumed a little too much fruit pickling alcohol (picking the bottle with the highest alcohol content on the back always seems sensible when your 17 and dont speak the language of the country you're in) and was soon discovered and ejected
at which point we got the teacher to do the big fish little fish cardboard box dance (made more impressive by how strict and boring the staff at my school are)
the following morning, we were having the final exercise of the week explained to us, it was biology, so i think this involved putting a quadrat on the floor and killing and weighing anything we found in it when my friend projectile vomitted at the back of the group, hilarious! bless her, she'd somehow managed to get up at 6 that morning to buy french pastries in spite of clearly having hte worst hangover in the world
i managed a similar feat some years later on a geology trip at uni (cringe) only i wasnt quite hardcore enough to get up at 6 to buy cake before i went to look at rocks
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 16:59, Reply)
on an alevel biology field trip we all got a littel tipsy on the last night, as did the teachers, one of them came into the girls dorms to look for one of the boys who was missing after *lights out* as we were all playing cards, we hid him under the bed but he kept passing cards up from under the bed while the teacher was in the room, on account of having consumed a little too much fruit pickling alcohol (picking the bottle with the highest alcohol content on the back always seems sensible when your 17 and dont speak the language of the country you're in) and was soon discovered and ejected
at which point we got the teacher to do the big fish little fish cardboard box dance (made more impressive by how strict and boring the staff at my school are)
the following morning, we were having the final exercise of the week explained to us, it was biology, so i think this involved putting a quadrat on the floor and killing and weighing anything we found in it when my friend projectile vomitted at the back of the group, hilarious! bless her, she'd somehow managed to get up at 6 that morning to buy french pastries in spite of clearly having hte worst hangover in the world
i managed a similar feat some years later on a geology trip at uni (cringe) only i wasnt quite hardcore enough to get up at 6 to buy cake before i went to look at rocks
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 16:59, Reply)
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