School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Isle of WhiteWhen I was there on a school trip i accidently spilled water over someone. The head teacher (a paedophile) saw this and said to me and my fat friend that the coach would now leave without us. I was scared shitless untill my friend said that he would make us a hut out of sticks. I realised he was mad and sprinted towards the departing coach screaming at the top of my voice "SHIT!! HES MAD! DONT LEAVE ME HERE YOU CUNTS!!!" And when i caught up I looked through the window and realised what a twat i was.
At least the Pedo is in jail- he always had too many little children hovering around his waist...
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 17:38, Reply)
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