School Trips
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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i thought of more!
Great trips part two:
Poking a stick through a hole in the toilet door with a guy in there. Very strange noises were heard.
On a trip in remote scotland, one girl confesses she's feeling a bit ill. Promptly after being told not to eat anything flavoured, she proceeds to eat a chicken tikka sandwich, a carton of ribena and some white chocolate buttons. I swear her vomit came out in the colours it went in.
Same girl, managed to get to cadonas amusement park in aberdeen. Loses her shoe on a ride and can't find it again.
Leaning over the seat of the bus to speak to the person behind him, a mate of mine then managed to put his head through one of the overhead lights as we went over a bump and smashed it.
Deciding it would be a really great idea to have a party in our room until 5am in canada, only to be travelling for 8hrs by bus after this.
Someone threw a plaform-soled shoe across the bus just as we were arriving at the ferry terminal to get home, and hits some poor guy in the balls. It was the kind of pain when he looked like he was going to throw up from the pain, im sure you men know what im on about.
About 10 of us jumping on the glass floor in the CN tower in toronto, many others were too scared to stand on it after for fear of it breaking.
On the same bus journey as the back and front windows being broken (see previous post), boy named Robert was sick within the first 30minutes of the journey. All over the floor. Two bad things. First, it was tuna sandwiches which were brought back up. Second, we still had another 5hours on the bus.
Right, i dont think there will be anymore.... maybe.....
*edit* another one - When in a wave pool in canada, the bikini top of a lass (who was not small in the bosom department) decided to come down. In front of all the 6 teachers on the trip. Much hilarity.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 17:43, Reply)
Great trips part two:
Poking a stick through a hole in the toilet door with a guy in there. Very strange noises were heard.
On a trip in remote scotland, one girl confesses she's feeling a bit ill. Promptly after being told not to eat anything flavoured, she proceeds to eat a chicken tikka sandwich, a carton of ribena and some white chocolate buttons. I swear her vomit came out in the colours it went in.
Same girl, managed to get to cadonas amusement park in aberdeen. Loses her shoe on a ride and can't find it again.
Leaning over the seat of the bus to speak to the person behind him, a mate of mine then managed to put his head through one of the overhead lights as we went over a bump and smashed it.
Deciding it would be a really great idea to have a party in our room until 5am in canada, only to be travelling for 8hrs by bus after this.
Someone threw a plaform-soled shoe across the bus just as we were arriving at the ferry terminal to get home, and hits some poor guy in the balls. It was the kind of pain when he looked like he was going to throw up from the pain, im sure you men know what im on about.
About 10 of us jumping on the glass floor in the CN tower in toronto, many others were too scared to stand on it after for fear of it breaking.
On the same bus journey as the back and front windows being broken (see previous post), boy named Robert was sick within the first 30minutes of the journey. All over the floor. Two bad things. First, it was tuna sandwiches which were brought back up. Second, we still had another 5hours on the bus.
Right, i dont think there will be anymore.... maybe.....
*edit* another one - When in a wave pool in canada, the bikini top of a lass (who was not small in the bosom department) decided to come down. In front of all the 6 teachers on the trip. Much hilarity.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 17:43, Reply)
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