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Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!

Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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I loved my school trips
All girls school. Teacher determined to save money on trips to Europe. End result - 50 girls staying in a hotel in the middle of the red light district. Note this didn't happen once, but every trip abroad.

Coaches are expensive, so walk everywhere ("Everyone meet outside the sex shop in ten minutes sharp!"), and fare dodge on public transport when it's too far.

Teacher in question I think was naive rather than malicious; he was author of the phrase "My, those are tall women", in reference to a group of drag queens.

On a more personal note, going round the Vatican on a school trip when you're running a high fever and mildly hallucinating is something to remember.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:45, Reply)

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