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We have a Model UN program at my school that my friends and I all attend.

Last year, I wasn't attenting one of the conferences, but it became a series of inside jokes within the group.

First, understand that the teacher who sponsors the club is a 300 lb, 50-year old gay man.

So everyone was in their hotel rooms, and the teacher goes in to check on them - without knocking. He finds one of the [very attractive] boys in only one of those mini-towels in the hotel rooms (as the other boys had used all the normal ones), and one of the girls in a state of pre-sleep undress (note that his nipples were hard throughout this entire exchange).

Later, in the van on the way back to the hotel, he puts his hand on my friend's thigh twice, exclaiming the second time, "I'm sorry, I thought that was the carseat!"



Actually, the man is the most amazing teacher at the entire school, despite his paedo qualities.

No apologies whatsoever.
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