School Trips
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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alright
so not technically a school trip
but at this summer camp i work at every year, the oldest kids always have one feild trip. Never actually went on one, parents never had the money for this kind of thing, so now I just get paid for it, aaanyway, these trips are infamous for going horribly wrong. Just a few examples
- Being late, all the time, no matter what, doesnt matter if its a few towns over or litterally down the streat, the drivers will get lost, and the counselors will have absolutley no clue as to where in the hell they're going
- Crashes, This has happened twice i belive, usually ending the trip on some entrance to some highway next to an agitated staff and two agitated drivers in 100+ degree weather (thats Farienhight, not to worry)
-Complete wrong location, My favorite was when the group of 14, 15, 1nd 16 year olds got on the bus, and after being lost for hours, finially arive at what is belived to be the final destination, the only problem being that this destination is actually a gentlemans club,. Not quite laser tag is it? Cue one bus full of overheated, homonally driven 15 and 16 year old boys trying desperatly to look in through the windows.
and the best part?
we're paid LESS than minimum wage!
dont ask me how in the hell that one's legal
( , Fri 8 Dec 2006, 9:26, Reply)
so not technically a school trip
but at this summer camp i work at every year, the oldest kids always have one feild trip. Never actually went on one, parents never had the money for this kind of thing, so now I just get paid for it, aaanyway, these trips are infamous for going horribly wrong. Just a few examples
- Being late, all the time, no matter what, doesnt matter if its a few towns over or litterally down the streat, the drivers will get lost, and the counselors will have absolutley no clue as to where in the hell they're going
- Crashes, This has happened twice i belive, usually ending the trip on some entrance to some highway next to an agitated staff and two agitated drivers in 100+ degree weather (thats Farienhight, not to worry)
-Complete wrong location, My favorite was when the group of 14, 15, 1nd 16 year olds got on the bus, and after being lost for hours, finially arive at what is belived to be the final destination, the only problem being that this destination is actually a gentlemans club,. Not quite laser tag is it? Cue one bus full of overheated, homonally driven 15 and 16 year old boys trying desperatly to look in through the windows.
and the best part?
we're paid LESS than minimum wage!
dont ask me how in the hell that one's legal
( , Fri 8 Dec 2006, 9:26, Reply)
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