School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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My mumMy dearest mother always refused to pay the tiny cost required for school trips because she insisted that's what her taxes were for. She would come storming into school and tell my teachers that they were just collecting the money for booze.
Result? Many of my teachers taking me to one side and asking if I had "any problems at home" - and me doing maths exercises on my own at school while the rest of the class went off to Alton Towers. That's why I've got no (true) stories about school trips.
(, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 9:40, Reply)
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