French Exchange poodle killing pisstaker
an old chum of mine was bullied by his mum into going to on a French exchange trip as a way of proving to the school that he was a trust worthy,promising student and not the coarse bullying oaf that he actually was.

So after a stern talking to from teachers about his behaviour he departs to France
The Family that takes him in have a poodle and my chum detests the little blighters and during his stay frequently gets on the wrong side of his hosts by kicking their little darling..the hound also has a habit of sleeping in the bed in the spare room, the very bed that my chum is using..
So one morning he was somewhat distressed to find the aforementioned French dog DEAD in bed with him..
His pathetic grasp of the French language couldnt really express fully his genuine lack of guilt when it came to their pet's demise
To cap off a great trip he was later accused of sitting at dinner with his hosts and calling them 'Smelly French Cunts' in English
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 12:51, Reply)