School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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a multitudea few stick out:
on a trip to italy one drunken fellow took a piss out of his window onto the hotel owner. the hotel owner moved and asked him to desist (may not be his actual words), fellow adjusted his aim and continued to moisten the guy's face. was nearly put on the next plane home.
same trip, throwing blood oranges at fish off the ponte vecchio in florence. didn't seem to bother them.
same trip again, discovering the wonders of adelscott, a bottled mixture of whisky and beer, and playing the most savage game of raps ever.
on a camping trip to swanage (from school in poole, not a very far away trip), someone tried to buy jazz mags, was asked if had any id, said "no", started crying and ran out of the shop. also my friend didn't poo the whole week, and had a visible lump in his side.
on route to a ski trip in austria, stopped off for a maccy d's in cologne, used the most disgusting, junkie filled toilets i've ever seen, and marvelled as a man was chased out of maccy d's by armed security staff after stealing a big mac.
(, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 13:44, Reply)
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