Not a bad trip, nightmare journey home...
When i was 15 we went to Longleat Safari park. Trip wasnt bad at all (except accidentally groping some old lady's boobage, but thats another story), but when the coach wasn't waiting to pick us up, things went rapidly down hill.
45 Minutes late, the coach thundered into the car park, and the driver may as well have pulled a handbrake turn and done a few donuts - our nice, safety concious, old bus driver was still sat behind the wheel, but something was....different.
It soon became apparent that while we had all been throwing rocks at lions, he's been in the boozer celebrating the fact that he'd got 5 numbers and the bonus ball the night before (which he hadnt found out until after he dropped us off). Not only was the fact that he was smashed a worry, but the combination of drink and a nice warm coach soon wore him down and he began drifting off, gently swerving onto the hard shoulder and back into the slow lane every few minutes. We got home alright, but were shitting it.
(Nyphur, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 17:53, Reply)